8.27.2011

The fat lady in the bus

Taking the bus is a very annoying event on it's own.

People smell.
It's usually crowded.
Weird people talk to you for no apparent reason.
Abnoxious people talk loudly on the phone like they're alone in the universe.

So yeah, taking the bus really sucks.

What sucks even more is that fat lady.

You know what type of person I am talking about here.

That type of wide-assed lady who squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezes herself in the seat next to yours like if she weighed 100 lbs.

I mean seriously lady, if you can't fit next to me, stay standing or find another seat.

Seriously.
I can't feel my thigh no more.

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