Disfunctional staplers

You know this, you've been there.

You are in a rush.

Someone is waiting for you to print out and staple a 12 page document.

You wait impatiently for the photocopier to spit out the paper so you can finally go and have your delicious lunch...

All is printed out.

You tell yourself: '' HOORAY, I am almost done! ''

But no, no you're not.

You go to staple the document then BAM!

Half the staple doesn't go in...

You remove the staple and try again.. BAM.

Still not all the way in.

So you go on and on and on and on and on and.. You get the point.

A gazillion staples cover your desk, it is now 3:00 pm, you still haven't had your delicious lunch and your document, covered in a trillion-gazillion holes, still isn't properly stapled.

So yeah, dysfunctional staplers suck.

My suggestion: Secretly switch staplers with your closest coworker and hope he doesn't write blogs about disfunctional staplers.